2 filippinos

off work n transferred to train at de airport, i sat at one end of de seats. De person next to mi wif her gf, both of them obviously are filippinos, asked: "Are u local?" So i said: "yes i am, how may i help?"

Then asked mi how to get to tampines. her gf posed one question to mi: "haf u been to tampines? is tampines nice?"

ma immediate thought was: "wah tampines?? chaotic!!! full of traffic n nothing to see. it's de "avoid-there-as-you-can" kind of location to mi, unless i want a quick movie at tampines mall after work."

but of coz i can't say tat to her. so i said: "it's a residential area where you'll meet many singaporeans, city centre could be reached in less than 30 mins by train."

when our train pulled into tanah merah, i alighted from the "joo koon" side coz escalator down was to be found onli at tis side. Dey continued to follow mi, such tat I had to raise ma voice twice: "THAT SIDE, THAT SIDE!"

blur cock n hen. tagalog style.